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John takes more calls from listeners on the nurse’s strike and speaks with Susie Jones who is reporting live from Abbott Northwestern Hospital. 
Nurses strike day of

The author of The Perfect Storm has another book entitled War.
Sebastian Junger on War

A Spammer, Wayne, gets his day in court with John
John spams the spammmers

It is with deep sorrow and broken heart that am sending you this mail. Am in deep need and my situation is lamentable. my family and I decide to come visit Wales,United Kingdom for a short vacation. To our greatest dismay we were attacked and ripped apart at the park of the hotel where we were lodging,all cash,credit cards and mobiles were forcefully robbed off us at gun point but we still have our passports with us.

We’ve seek help at embassy and high commission,the Police too, unfortunately they have been unable to help or offer any reasonable support whatsoever. Our flight leaves in couple of hour from now but we are being held to ransom by the hotel management because we cannot settle the hotel bills. It is clear we would not be allowed to leave until pay the bill. Word cannot explain the anguish in my heart now. I am in need of immediate assistance.

Wayne

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Wayne,

This IS lamentable. Plus you’ll miss the Twins game tonight! (Did you give your tickets to Tony or are they still in play? The Twins rock!  Mauer’s hitting is a little off right now but the paper got it right today:  He’s still the best catcher in baseball.  Mike Lynch says no rain for the game tonight, too.  Go Twins!

Best, John

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Dear John, 

Am in a deep mess now, I really need you to help me out of here.

            Wayne
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Wayne,
Exactly. For sure. But you haven’t said what I should do. And no mention of the Twins tickets. I called Tony 5 minutes ago and woke him up. I think he’s pissed.

John

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Dear John,

I need you to help me with £1,280, i will appreciate what ever you can assist me with so that i can sort the hotel bills and get a cab to the Airport. You can have it wired to my name via Western Union I’ll have to show my passport as ID to pick it up here, I promise to pay you back as soon as I get back home. Here’s my info below

Name..Wayne Gru Location… 47 Park Nantgarw, Cardiff, CF15 7QQ, United Kingdom

As soon as it has been done, kindly get back to me with the MTCN confirmation number.

I owe you a Lot,

           Wayne
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Wayne,
Right. I’m not sure what 1,280 Pounds comes to in US Dollars, though, are you?

And Dude, the tickets. What about the tickets? I’ve never seen a Twins game from one of those suites.  You see they scored in 6 of their 8 at bats last night?

John

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John,

 i really appreciate your effort, the money in Dollar is 1,870. I’ll get the game ticket. I can’t wait to be home.

I owe you alot.

Wayne.

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Right right right. For sure. $1,870. Done.

But, that’s two tickets, right? I don’t mean to pe pesky about this, but you typed TICKET.  Promise me you’re not offering me just one for all this.

John

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John,
Ok, Get back to me with the Western Union confirmation once you have it done.

            Wayne

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           Wayne.

Traffic is CRAZY. Sit tight. I pulled up at a Best Western like five mins ago and went, OH, Crap, I need Western Union.

Go Twins!.

JW

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John,
How long will you take you to have it done, I don’t much time here anymore.

           Wayne

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            Wayne,

Figure…..45 minutes. Some construction 35W. Do you like nachos? They have the best at Target Field, don’t you think?

JW

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John,
Any luck, Get back to me with the MTCN Confirmation

            Wayne
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            Wayne,
Whew! Here’s the #:  JW830gotwins!

 
 
 
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