Man Cited For Being Naked In Driveway

CHASKA, Minn. (WCCO) – A Chaska man was cited recently for exposing himself to at least four people while in his driveway, according to police.

Authorities received a complaint about the man, who was in his residential garage on Lake Shore Drive. Witnesses told police he was in his driveway, and over the course of several hours, disrobed one piece of clothing at a time until he was completely naked.

Officers found the man at his residence as he was putting his clothes back on. He told police he had been drinking all day and offered no explanation as to why he was naked on his driveway other than to say he didn’t know what he was thinking.

He admitted to police that being nude in public was wrong and said he may have a drinking problem. Police cited the man for indecent exposure.

  • Bob

    I done that. Not sure why either.

    • Done wrong

      Great grammar. How may drinks preceded this comment?

  • markH

    Being naked is neither “wrong” nor is it “indecent.” I can go to the beach or mall on any given day and see girls wearing so little clothing that the cumulative total of fabric covering top and bottom equates to less than a handkerchief. Now, if that isn’t indecent and deserving of legal citation, then why was this guy cited; and in his OWN driveway at that?! Our society is so sexually frustrated and so hypocritical about sex-we are bombarded with sexual imagery everywhere we turn, and yet we censor it on public television and radio as if it is immoral and we shouldn’t talk or think about it.

    • fred

      wow….what beach is this?….I`m going!!!!

  • Nice

    Good English Bob. I’m not surprised you ‘done’ that.

    • Hugh Jorgan

      “Good English Bob”, eh? Your grammar and punctuation is right up there with ol’ Bobby Boys’ English. Matter O’ fact, you two are so well matched that we all think you should get together and do a camping trip, complete with a blanket party…

  • ...yep

    “He told police he had been drinking all day and offered no explanation as to why he was naked on his driveway…” There’s your explanation.

  • See BS

    So people who display too much at “Pride” parades are suppose to be cited for exposing themselves in public too?

    • What???

      See BS
      Taking another shot in the dark to prove an agenda that has nothing to do with this story again I see. Why don’t you come out of the closet already?

  • jan

    If I were the one arrested, the charge would have been “decent” exposure

  • Samantha Villagomez

    And this is where?………..Let me get my car keys…..QUICKLY put the peddle to the metal.

  • we

    Have an other drink!!!!!

  • Ronald Raygun

    Another republican hard at work.

    • @ron

      Wow Ronald Raygun still hasn’t shot himself is beyond me, this guy is an epic failure in life.

  • Alex V

    Nudity does not equal sex!!! Why is this country so prudish? I just got back from Germany, and people sunbathe nude in parks there all the time without batting an eye. I was taking a walk around a lake near Munich where there was swimming and sunbathing, and a topless woman walked up to me to ask directions to a certain bridge in the park. The fact that she was half naked was inconsequential. When is America going to grow up and realize that an arm is a nose is a foot is a breast is a penis is a vagina is a body part. The human body is a beautiful thing, and it is sad that it is regarded as obscene in our society.

  • trl the alligator

    now just to spite those who could have simply turned away and ignored him and the cops he should now put on a thong and parade around all day in full view of anybody who cares to look all the while extending out his stomach as far as it can go…..that should teach em.

  • just sayin

    I would have honked and cheered the guy on if I saw it! LOL!!!!!!!

  • just sayin

    BTW- what about those nude bike rides in Madison, WI and Portland, OR ?

    Did they cite all of them? No…

    • Jovs

      Not sure what statement is being made by a nude bike ride other than i am stupid. It has to be uncomfortable.

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