I sat and struggled to maintain consciousness during yesterday’s late night Angel beat down. Since the Twins are playing the most heavenly of teams I thought I’d try to put a positive spin on some recent losses.
Let’s start with what’s fresh in our minds …
Last Night’s Game
Bummer News: Twins lost at the hands of the long ball and Torii reminded us of the old days.
Positive News: Span is back. He drew a four-pitch walk right off the bat and immediately stole a base. His head is fine. AND Revere is just waiting in the dugout to do somersaults back onto the field!
Sunday’s Loss In Oakland
Bummer News: Twins were rocked twice by an equally inferior team?
Positive News: Thome hit No. 597.
Petey And Coley’s Baseball Adventure
Bummer News: We didn’t win the video road trip competition.
Positive News: Now I don’t have to go to a WhiteSux game but a trip to Gotham City is still in the works.
The 1st Twins Broadcast Auction To Benefit The Twins Community Fund
Bummer News: I narrowly missed out on an opportunity to own what appears to be the greatest motorized vehicle of all-time. I was only about $12,580 bucks short.
Positive News: There’s always my Twinsbike … if I can ever find it. Stand by.