Employee Recycling is mandatory at companies like United Health in Minnetonka.

Wow, this city council is so messed up next they”ll be allocating the amount of toilet paper we all get to use. What a joke Lisa Goodman need to go!!

They also need to require people to be “plate cleaners” when they eat at Minneapolis restaurants. I mean, all that wasted food from people who nibble a little on a giant plate of pasta (probably on an internet date) is a huge environmental and humanitarian waste. There are kids starving in China, don’t you know? A simple ordinance that requires people to eat all their food, especially the vegetables, before they can get the tab would solve this. And don’t even get me started about ordering dessert before finishing your meatloaf . . . .

This is good news for the unemployed homeless in Mpls. They’re already digging through the trash, Obama can create a new federal dept. of green trash with his new jobs plan, and hire them to be trash compliance inspectors and enforcement officers. They wouldn’t even need housing because many of them already sleep in the dumpster they’re policing. I can see this turning the economy around. Green jobs will save us and the planet. Thank you B.O. and R.T. Bareback!

Can I use a 2, or 4, ply toilet paper??…If only 2ply, do I recycle the other 2? What’s Mpls. going to legislate next?…Recycle our excrement??

What are they going to do, put CEO’s in jail who do not recycle? Seriously. What are they going to do?

Ahhh a few more regulations imposed on business, Just common sense regulations ment to better the whole. it won’t stiffle business (at least until the 35 recycling inspectors are hired and 70 person support staff and new cars every year etc etc etc) any fees will only be modest and shouldn’t be much of a burden (at first). and if the citie’s recycling isn’t increased by 50% by 2013, the city can put some pressure on, who will even remember this minor regulation?
AND WE WOINDER WHAT IS CHOKING OFF THE ECONOMY AND STOPPING JOB GROWTH.