Facial hair seems almost mandatory in Major League Baseball, and the American League Central has some of the best.
Phil Coke of the Detroit Tigers appears to have purchased his goatee from retired American soccer great Alexi Lalas.
Danny Duffy of the Kansas City Royals WILL hit you with a fast ball if you say his beard is weird.
Ricky Nolasco of the Minnesota Twins is better groomed than your average Westminster Kennel Club champion.
Cleveland Indian Carlos Santana has a beard that’s as “Smooth” as that tune by Carlos Santana.
Adam Eaton of the Chicago White Sox never fears getting any Big League Chew in his beard.
Matt Guerrier of the Minnesota Twins must be going postal, because he seems to have a “Forever Stamp” on his chin.
Alex Avila of the Detroit Tigers may keep a small, heavy-duty mirror in his catcher’s mask just to keep tabs on the old face hugger.
Omar Infante of the Kansas City Royals looks like he’s perfected “the canoe.”
Adam Dunn of the Chicago White Sox is actually getting props for his red beard in this photo.
And T.J. House of the Cleveland Indians can easily hide pine tar in his beard … if that’s something a pitcher would do for some reason.
Whose got the best facial hair?