Local News 2011: News Of The Weird December 20, 2011 / 3:03 PM CST / CBS News (credit: KAREN BLEIER/AFP/Getty Images) January 24 - Ventura Sues DHS, TSA Over Body Scans, Pat-Downs (credit: Joe Corrigan/Getty Images) February 11 - The Grannies Take On The Grammys (credit: CBS) March 8 - Mpls. Men Robbed After Hiring Exotic Dancers Online (credit: CBS) March 11 - Comedian Gallagher Recovering From Heart Attack (credit: gallaghersmash.com) March 14 - MN Dog Owner Chooses At-Home Euthanasia For Beloved Dog (credit: CBS) March 28 - Man Lives In Glass Apartment Inside Mall Of America (credit: CBS) April 4 - Minn. Nurse Hangs Up Scrubs For Women-Oriented Sex Shop (credit: CBS) May 12 - Man Reaches Plea Agreement In ‘Sex Toy Bomb’ Case (credit: Waseca County) May 13 - Camel Eats Reporters Hair On Live TV (credit: CBS) May 17 - Gingrich Hit With Glitter At Minneapolis Event (credit: YouTube) May 17 - Wis. Man Plans To Eat 25,000th Big Mac (credit: PAUL J. RICHARDS/AFP/Getty Images) May 30 - Man, 21, Plans To Paddle Board The Mississippi River (credit: CBS) May 31 - Waconia Man Named ‘Sexiest Vegetarian’ By PETA (credit: Twitter) June 1 - 72-Year-Old Grandma Bites Robber (credit: Jupiter Images) June 6 - Screech Machine Could Drive Teens Away From Park (credit: Jupiter Images) June 8 - Horse Loose On I-35 Backs Up Morning Traffic (credit: MnDOT) June 11 - Fawn Rescued From Police Car (credit: Savage Pacer) June 20 - Woman Pleads Guilty To Hiding Stolen Fur In Underwear (credit: CBS) June 29 - Man Trying To Get Candy Out Of Gas Tank Gets Stuck (credit: Chris Trotman/Getty Images for NASCAR) July 11 - Blind Yellow Lab Has Her Own Guide Dog (credit: CBS) July 25 - A Breed Like No Other: Fainting Goats (credit: CBS) July 27 - Des Moines Woman Reports Being Hit By Bratwurst (credit: Jupiter Images) August 4 - Police Follow Trail Of Vomit To Find Drunken Driver (credit: Jupiter Images) August 29 - 2 Girls In PJs Take Stolen Goat For A Stroll (credit: Jupiter Images) September 2 - Wis. Teen Cited For ‘Planking’ On Police Car (credit: AFP/AFP/Getty Images) September 5 - State Fair Marriage Booth Glittered From Above (credit: YouTube) September 16 - Come Up To The Lab & See What’s On The Slab (credit: CBS) October 3 - 5 Tips For Surviving The Zombie Pub Crawl (credit: EMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/Getty Images) October 12 - Northfield Copes With Beaver Boom (credit: Jupiter Images) October 12 - Turkey Intruder Crashes Into Apple Valley Home (credit: Kathy Ganzer) October 14 - Restauranteur To Baldies: Have A Free Meal (credit: CBS) October 28 - Little Canada McD's Employee Since 1974 Retires (credit: CBS) November 7 - Frank Mans Tank, Smashes Car, Shoots Guns (credit: CBS) November 11 - MOA Chapel Brimming With 11-11-11 Nuptials (credit: Jupiter Images) November 22 - Roots 'Welcome' Bachmann With Pointed Song Choice (credit: Theo Wargo/Getty Images) November 28 - Former Viking Gets Into Cane Fight With Old Foe (credit: YouTube) December 8 - 1, 2, 3, 4 — Michigan & Wisconsin Declare Mitten War (credit: CBS)