Does Kyle Orton’s Mustache Or Mike Ditka’s Have Better Superpowers?
Can a mustache have superpowers? Depends on the mustache. How does Kyle Orton’s mustache stack up against Mike Ditka’s mustache?
What’s Worse, Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?
The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.
Is Johnny Manziel Or LeBron James The Current King Of Cleveland?
Johnny Manziel arrived in Cleveland like he owned the place. Then LeBron James returned. Who is the reigning king of Cleveland?
Tale Of The Tape: Minnesota Vikings At Chicago Bears
The Vikings don’t look very impressive from an offensive point of view at this point in the season, but there is some progress being made with rookie Teddy Bridgewater at quarterback.
More Dignified: Losing To Cleveland Browns Or Strong Gust Of Wind?
The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?
Who Takes Floyd Of Rosedale, Gophers Or Iowa?
A victory for the Gophers could be a springboard for the last month of the season. A win for Iowa builds confidence for the program and would give the Hawkeyes two straight wins after a bad loss to Maryland two weeks ago. So who will take Floyd of Rosedale this year?