MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — Have you ever wondered what your cat might be thinking? No, we haven’t either.

But on the off chance that some people might have a vested interest in knowing what their feline friends say about them, there’s a new device to consider.

The “Catterbox” collar, touted by Temptations Lab, purports to be able to translate your cat’s thoughts into the Queen’s English. All you have to do is download the app and select your cat’s new “voice.”

Of course, there’s some argument that you might not get Garfield’s signature world-weary wisdom. For those who want to know what their cat’s secret thoughts are, caveat emptor.