It’s been a tragic, sad, shocking, and frustrating week. We need a break. Let’s talk about grass. Mine’s not growing. Yes, first world problem, but we could all use a time out to watch the grass grow… or not. Why is my grass not growing? We put down fresh dirt, seeded the heck out of it, and have a great irrigation system. God also helped out with the monsoon like rains lately. So why is my grass not growing? And why am I so frustrated by this? (Insert the horrible things that happened this week that I’m taking out on my grass.) I need a ‘lawn whisperer’. I really want grass, now. My last name is Green, my thumb is brown, what’s your advice?